Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
The most ignorant student can ask a question that even the most intelligent professor cannot answer.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
"What would you like to make for dinner?" "Reservations."
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
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"The secret services are the only real expression of a nation's character,"
John Le Carre, "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy," 1975.
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It's a pity that stupidity isn't painful.
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