Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Not "dying," Not "passing on," But "embarking."


Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 

From the NY Times (ref. link below)“… Frederica Sagor Maas, Silent Movie Era Scriptwriter dies at age 111.  She told all — and maybe more — in interviews and in her memoirs, which she published in 1999 at the age of 99. Before dying on Jan. 5 (2012) in La Mesa, Calif., at 111, Mrs. Maas was one of the last living links to cinema’s silent era. She wrote dozens of stories, adaptations and scripts, sat with Greta Garbo at the famed long table in MGM’s commissary, and adapted to sound in the movies, and then to color …”  

That’s it.  She “just died” on Jan. 5 (2012).  With 111 years of living behind her and a profession as a movie scriptwriter, story-teller, weaver of tales that were powerful enough to draw patrons to the theater and stimulating enough to have them talking, discussing, arguing about the film weeks later … you would think that her story at the end would be captivating good reading.  Nope.  Just “died.”  The fascinating situation that surely would have captivated society at the time was what happened sixty-two years before that last day in January.  Mrs. Maas and her husband … (as told by Douglas Martin, of the NY Times and published: January 14, 2012) …

 "... Impoverished and disillusioned, the couple drove to an isolated hilltop at sunset in 1950 with the intention of asphyxiating themselves. But they could not go through with it, Mrs. Maas said. Suddenly clutching each other, they cried and turned off the ignition ..." 

They didn’t (fortunately) complete their plan but, if they had, it would have been more than “just dying.”

 

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From the NY Times (ref. link below) Joel J. Tyler, Judge Who Pronounced ‘Deep Throat’ Obscene, Dies at 90, as told By Bruce Weber and published in the NY Times January 14, 2012


“Joel J. Tyler, who as a Manhattan judge ruled, in a particularly explicit and colorful opinion, that the pornographic film “Deep Throat” was obscene and that the New York City theaters showing it were breaking the law, inadvertently helping it become perhaps the most popular X-rated movie of all time, died in Yonkers on Nov. 9. He was 90. … The cause was a heart attack …

Six words, “The cause was a heart attack.”  That’s all for the judge who fined producers of pornographic film hundreds of thousands of dollars, was embroiled in cleaning up Times Square, was an infant immigrant from Romania with his parents, raised by his single-parent mother who supported the family by sewing and who, as a young boy, was given the gift of a life-long limp by a non-discriminating Polio virus.   But he made it.  In fact, he made it big, this man who named himself after a US President.  But, in the end, it all boiled down to just six words at dying.

What was he doing when it hit?  Was he talking with his wife and daughters?  Was he writing or watching a movie or reading?  If he was, what was the topic of the essay or note, what might he have been watching or what author’s work might he have been reading?   Wouldn’t the judge, described by Bruce Weber in the Times, “… as a Manhattan judge (who) ruled, in a particularly explicit and colorful opinion, that the pornographic film ‘Deep Throat’ was obscene and that the New York City theaters showing it were breaking the law …” have had equally as colorful, if not necessarily explicit, words to say at his parting?  Perhaps not, but we will never know what colorful opinions of  this world  he might have treated us to as his parting gift.


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 Mona Simpson is a novelist and a professor of English at the University of California, Los Angeles. Since 1988, she has held the Sadie Samuelson Levy Chair in Languages and Literature at Bard College. She delivered this eulogy for her brother, Steve Jobs, on Oct. 16, 2011, at his memorial service at the Memorial Church of Stanford University and published by the NY Times on Oct. 30, 2012.

" ... Before embarking, he’d looked at his sister Patty, then for a long time at his children, then at his life’s partner, Laurene, and then over their shoulders past them.  Steve’s final words were: 
'OH WOW. OH WOW. OH WOW.' " (no exclamation points)

Although, again only six words, at least at the end of an enormously productive and controversial life, we have been given reason to contemplate … just as Steve did throughout his entire life … “what is out there” … “what he saw or didn’t see” … “his reaction to whatever was transpiring within and around him” … “the reaction to the situation that was part and parcel of what millions of users felt about the products he had put in their hands while he was here.” 

Ms. Simpson, a consummate linguist, demonstrates that a single, perfectly chosen word can turn a common “he died” eulogy into a visual experience, communicated with one word , “Wow.”

Reference: from the NYTimes article as told by Professor Simpson herself about her brother: http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/30/opinion/mona-simpsons-eulogy-for-steve-jobs.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all

"Eat Well! Stay Fit! ... "

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

The most ignorant student can ask a question that even the most intelligent professor cannot answer.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

"What would you like to make for dinner?"  "Reservations."

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

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"The secret services are the only real expression of a nation's character,"
John Le Carre, "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy," 1975.

[Would have added attribution(s) to each, but could not find the data I needed.  Please add to comments if you know.]

Hanlon's Razor Applied to Aliens & Legislators

This is in the town just north of Jupiter, FL.  There is a similar problem in Jupiter itself.  One patient had to go to the emergency room several years ago for AFib (atrial fibrillation, a heart arrhythmia) and the whole waiting room was filled with Hispanic (Mexican/Guatemalan) mothers holding kids with runny noses and non-emergency complaints.  

URL to the video from hospital re costs:
https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=9dd52b97fc&view=att&th=12df332397ab310c&attid=0.1&disp=attd&zw

A number of folks have gotten so frustrated with this nation-wide problem that I have heard them suggest the CIA maneuver of extraordinary rendition of patients
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extraordinary_rendition_by_the_United_States) as a proposed solution.   Note: NOT the torture part, just the expedited transportation to their home country.

Personally, if the ERs / Hospitals had an approved policy in place to treat US Nationals with residency proof first, and make the illegals step to the back of the line and wait until everyone else has been diagnosed and treated, I can't really see that as a bad solution.

It may have something to do with personal feelings of "intolerance," but rationally it has everything to do with payment for costly services (e.g., you can't walk in to a PUBLIX and pick up a loaf of bread and walk out without paying for it ... that's a crime ... and medical care for illegals, it could be argued, is no more or less of a crime ... if we charged every illegal with a crime (i.e., stealing the amount of money the care would cost as an objective measure of the crime) every time he/she walked into an ER, in a short time there would be enough data on the PD books to have the Customs and Border Patrol deport that person  for being a Chronic Offender.  (Using laws that are already on the books.)

Just a thought.

Hanlon's Razor: "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
Feel free to apply Hanlon's to any segment of this  episode.  It seems to fit multiple places.

Friday, March 16, 2012

Dollar Tree Robberies & the Economy

One of the major insights gained by the Baltimore Homicide Detectives (#) after years of chasing (and catching) criminals is: "Crime makes you stupid." That would be true of the perps they catch ... and the reason that they can catch them.

But there is another group of bad guys who must be smarter than the average street thugs.  That would be the group that is astute enough about our current trodden-down economic climate to put the Dollar Tree (and / or Dollar Store or other "dollar xxxx" establishments) in their sights.  The reasoning must go something like this:  Many people are out of work.  If they don't have work, they don't have steady income (although they may have money from somewhere).  Wherever they are getting money, it isn't enough to feed, clothe and entertain themselves and the ones for whom they are responsible.  And they know that the general public can still get essential items at cut-rate, discount and low-end retail outlets, so that is where a lot of people now have to shop to get some of what they need.

If all these economically-challenged folks are shopping at "dollar" stores and coming out with the goods they need, then they must be leaving what little cash they have with the clerks inside.  Any, as any fool can plainly see, even if they only leave a few dollars, a horde of shoppers can drop a significant amount of cash in a work-day.  Which explains why the robbery rates at cut-rate stores nationwide are going up during this down economy.

Furthermore, these mooks who are bumping off the dollar stores are also smart (maybe not Real smart, but smart enough) to realize that Willie Sutton's law can, in this day and age, refer to the Concept of a Bank, (*) not the actual commercial bank buildings per se.  [Willie robbed banks, so he told the FBI when they caught him, because "that's where the money is."]

From their updated point of view, a "bank" is anyplace sitting on a wad of cash, and today that means dollar stores.  In addition, robbing dollar stores doesn't carry with it the serious Federal charges (*) (minimum: 10 years, maximum: death penalty) that robbing a real bank does.

So, what have we learned from this economics lesson: 1. All criminals are not that stupid; 2. Money flows where people goes; 3. A rose may be a rose may be a rose, but a Bank is not a banque is not a bank; 4. Robbers who used to pull heists at First Federal are now expanding the "Concept of Banking" to include shopping for bargains at cut-rate places and avoiding the Federal charges.

Time marches on!  (Oh, that would be a great name for a newsreel at the local Cine-Plex.)

-------- Afterword -----------
Try this link:
https://www.google.com/search?q=robberies+at+Dollar+Tree

Robber's Rap Sheets: Johnson City, TN (second time in a week); Spartanburg, SC (parollee); Roanoke, VA (two men with firearms: Kshawn Marque Kelly with Decarlos Marchand and a woman, Dominique Montrell); it's a family thing).  [NOTE: "Police responded to the robbery around 10:28 p.m. and said they found the three adult suspects near Sundae Grill within minutes of the crime." (?? Having an after-robbery ice cream??) Maybe Baltimore cops are right.];

Sacramento, CA (described as "an Asian man"); Massapequa, NY, (robbed by a GA man); Xenia, OH (asking specifically for "the night's deposits" ... might as well let the employees scoop up the cash for you, then grab the bag); a second report at another Sparanburg, SC, Dollar Tree store; Fairview Heights, MS; and Newport News, VA, Madison County, AL, Modesto, CA, FL, OH, MD, UT, IL, LA,  on and on ...

Google reports at the top of this search for "robberies at Dollar Tree" 934,000 results in 0.22 seconds.  I decided to not list them all. [NOTE: it would be interesting to take all 934,000 hits and plot them on a US map.  I got the feeling from reading through the Google results that the sites were skewed toward the SE and deep south, but that's just a "feeling," not a statistically-significant comment.]

(#) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homicide:_Life_on_the_Street  lots of links to videos, etc.

(*) see: http://www.justice.gov/usao/eousa/foia_reading_room/usam/title9/crm01349.htm
Subsection (f) defines the term "bank." A bank includes any member bank of the Federal Reserve System, and any other banking association, trust company, savings bank operating under the laws of the United States, including a branch or agency of a foreign bank (as defined in paragraphs (1) and (3) of section 1(b) of the International Banking Act of 1978), and any institution in which the deposits are insured by the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation or "FDIC."  Well, it used to, but not so narrowly any more.

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Pot Holes and Pennsylvanians


We create smooth asphalt or concrete roadways, then wonder why people drive too fast and don't obey the speed limits.

Currently, our streets are being torn up because sewers are being installed.  The sewer / pipe-laying crews throw loose asphalt back on top of the torn up streets, but don't put a steam roller on it to smooth it out.

The consequence is that it is almost impossible to drive the 0.9 mile stretch from the market to our street at anything more than 25 miles an hour ... unless you want to tear up your car undercarriage.

The result of this trash on the road: even the known speeders, and the construction trucks, the teenagers and vacation visitors from Pennsylvania, Maryland, Delaware, New Jersey, Canada and New York have been observed driving on the torn up streets at a reasonable speed, i.e., at 25 mph, despite the posted Speed Limit being 35 mph.  The Speed Limit signs have never been effective, but the cruddy roadway has slowed everyone down. 

Is there a message here?  Maybe we should petition the City Council to leave the ruts and ruined asphalt just the way they are and see what happens to the number of speeding tickets in the next few months.   In the current jargon: "I'm just sayin' ..."

PS: Nothing against the Pennsylvanians, or other tourists who visit Our Fair City.  They just happened to come from a state that allowed alliteration in the title.  I could have used POntario, PDelaware or PNew Jersey, but it just wouldn't have been the same.

Substitution Game

[Going to church] doesn't make you a [Christian] any more than 
going to [a garage] makes you a [mechanic].

Add your suggestions in the Comment area.

Friday, January 20, 2012

The Work You Speed to Hate

An irony of the depressed economy: Roughly 9% of people in the US don’t have a job … and they comprise a group whose complaints about being out of work rank at the top of most survey concerns about our country.

However, one of the common complaints from people who have work is how they hate their jobs

So I don't understand why the ones with jobs speed on the freeway, pass on curves, cut in and out of traffic and, in general, make a NASCAR-like race out of driving to work every morning.

Reminds me of the poem (I would post an attribution, but can’t find one):
            As a rule
Man’s a fool:
When it’s hot
He wants it cool.
When it’s cool
He wants it hot.
What it is
He wants it not.