Tuesday, November 16, 2010

The New DMZ


In medicine, we normally do not institute treatment until a diagnosis is arrived at.  That is, how can one apply treatment rationally if one does not know what the problem is in all of its objective characteristics?

Similarly, using an automobile metaphor, it is impossible to plot the route one should take from one's current position (e.g., "point A") unless one knows the name of the position (e.g., "point B") to which one wants to go.  Point B, once decided upon will determine the nature of the observable, objective barriers and impediments which one will need to overcome to get from point A to point B.

Reportedly, the U.S. Administration has stated publicly they "want to get from point A (drug use epidemic) to point B (no drugs coming in to the U.S.)."  So, they should acknowledge the fact that they find themselves in the position of needing to "determine the nature of the observable, objective barriers and impediments which one will need to overcome to get from point A to point B."

The most obvious of these observable, objective barriers and impediments is the 1,500 mile open border between the U.S. and the Mexican drug dealer's safe haven, which is reported to be governmentally-protected.  Let's call this the "1,500-mile Problem."

Back to medicine for a moment: physicians who want to continue to practice, don't prescribe aspirin for a brain tumor-induced headache, they recommend brain surgery and excision of the tumor.  A radical treatment for a life-threatening disease.

Let's assume that, on a dry dirt road, a Border Patrol Agent in an SUV can cover 50 miles of US-Mexican border on a good day.  Let's call that the "50-mile Solution."

Does anyone think that offering a "50-mile Solution" in response to the "1,500-mile Problem" is any more untenable than prescribing aspirin for a brain tumor?

There is a move afoot in law enforcement to create more and better non-lethal-force-tools to subdue offenders.  In addition, in the U.S. we have some of the largest pharmaceutical industries in the world.  Finally, we have some of the largest and best aircraft production facilities in the world, which could cover the 1,500 miles from 6-hours (one-way) to less than one hour.

If we assume a situation using six 300-mile an hour aircraft, flying at 1-hour staggered intervals (one-way), spraying non-lethal substances that would cause simple, but severe nausea, vomiting and diarrhea, then, any one point on the border would get sprayed once per half-hour around the clock (the planes would turn around and fly a staggered flight back to the start).  Anyone coming across the border out in the  open spaces would get sprayed every 30-minutes.  If could create the equivalent of a “No-Fly Zone,” and called it the "No (Drug) Mule Zone."  It could be wide enough (based on average calculations easily arrived at) to insure that no one could make it across the "No D-M-Z" without getting sprayed at least once.

That's one "1,500-mile Solution" to the "1,500-mile Problem."  Get the idea?  And, by the way, my Not-So-Off-My-John-Rocker comment to ACLU-type organizations who will scream about people's "rights being violated" (a la President Truman's comment about "heat" and "kitchens") is this:

If you don't want to get sprayed, stay out of the New Drug Mule Zone!

Monday, November 15, 2010

A Block-buster of an Idea



You read about all these terrorists--most of them came here legally, but they hung around on their expired visitor visas, some for as long as 10-15 years, unable to be found so they can be deported. The current system doesn't have the slightest idea where most of them are.

Now, compare that to Blockbuster: They know your name, address, phone number, workplace address, and who knows what else about you.  If you're a day late with a video, those people are all over you.

Now that Blockbuster is going out of the video rental business, let's put them in charge of Immigrant Tracking.  It shouldn’t take them more than a couple of weeks to find all the illegals.  Maybe, in the course of tracking down all these foreign intruders, Blockbuster might even find some of their old videos that were never returned.